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    Monika SpoliaBy Monika SpoliaNovember 17, 2015Updated:May 2, 2016No Comments2 Mins Read
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    Murdering English language

    Leave applications

    Infosys, Bangalore: “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
    Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “As I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days.”
    Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding: “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave.”

    [sam_ad id=”20″ codes=”true”] From H.A.L. Administration Dept: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
    Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

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    A leave letter: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”
    A leave letter to a headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
    Another letter written to a headmaster: “As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.”

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    Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith…”
    Another one: “Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom…”

    Actual application for leave: “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
    Letter writing: “I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

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